Andronicus Arcane
Background
Andronicus Arcane is a scientist from Berlin who taught at the University of Lachute in Quebec. He was a sculptor before the Nazis enlisted him, but quit due to art critics. Andronicus can do impressions of Al Pacino, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ed Wynn, and Adam West.
During the events of Yoga Hosers (2016) played by Ralph Garman
Guy Lapointe, Colleen McKenzie and Colleen Collette are taken into the secret underground bunker by The Bratzis, where Andronicus sits eating Pucky Charms cereal. To make them feel more secure Andronicus speaks to them mimicking Al Pacino, who neither Colleen correctly know of. He tells them, his job was to build a clone army that would conquer Canada and the United States. He tells them he used his own DNA and made the Bratzis out of German shipped bratwurst and sauerkraut and then placed himself in a cryogenic chamber that was supposed to last for 100 years. When the Colleens blew the power out during practice one time, Andronicus' generator stopped and he was woken up and his Bratzis were stunted. He tells them after he was unfrozen he would go into the store after it closed and watch Netflix and has sculpted a new piece, the Goalie Golem, He lets the Colleens go so they can photograph him so he can make it in Them Weekly magazine in the Just Like Us section, but they tell him they don't have their phones. Andronicus gets upset and has the remaining Bratzis climb into the Goalie Golem and The Bratzis animate the Goalie Golem. Andronicus then sets the Goalie Golem loose to kill all the art critics in Canada. When the Colleens go to stop the Goalie Golem, the Goalie Golem goes to attack them and Andronicus yells at them to stop, but is then killed by the Goalie Golem.