Ronald the Intern
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Background
Ronald the Intern is an intern for the sacrificial temple.
During the events of The Cabin in the Woods (2011) played by Tom Lenk
When it is time to pick who will kill the sacrifices, Ronald the Intern is told by Hadley that his pick has already been picked by maintenance. After Dana reads the diary of Patience Buckner the Buckner zombies rise from the ground. Sitterson declares a winner and the maintenance department and Ronald the Intern wins the pot. During the celebration of the sacrifices, Military Liaison asks Labcoat Girl and Werewolf Wrangler if they know if they will be getting an overtime bonus. Ronald the Intern tells the Military Liaison he is an intern so he can't get the bonus. After Dana purges the system and lets all of the monsters loose, Ronald the Intern is stuck in a room by himself.