Santa with Muscles (1996)
A millionaire with amnesia befriends a group of orphans when he believes he is Santa Claus.
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Characters/Groups
Elizabeth - Aria Noelle Curzon
Mall Manager - Bridget Michele
Sumo Lab Assistant - Ed Leslie
Boy in Corridor - Blake Shuster
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Detailed Synopsis
Elizabeth writes a letter to Santa Claus asking for his help to protect the orphanage from Ebner Frost. The letter continues that Frost has been a bully to everyone in town and is trying to take away their orphanage. She ends her letter asking Santa to stop by the orphanage to help them. She hears tires squealing and looks out the window to see Leslie (Santa with Muscles)|Leslie, Clayton, Taylor (Santa with Muscles)|Taylor and Sarah (Santa with Muscles)|Sarah chasing after Frost's van which is dragging off their Christmas tree. Blake looks at a group of men working at a mansion. He then fights them including Pierre, Franco (Santa with Muscles)|Franco and Chas, who throws a plate at Blake, which Blake catches. Blake then calls for the time when he is surrounded and asks the people he attacked, who are his workers, how he did. He picks up a can of his Bulk Builder and tells Chas the picture on the can isn't big enough and he needs to be tanner in the picture. The phone rings and Chas tells Blake his guests have arrived. He creates Blake's Rule 386, never mix business with pleasure. Pierre is told to recite rule 105, never give an inch when you can take one. Franco then is told to recite rule 91, never lend a hand, you might need it later. Chas tells Blake a charity organization asked to use the mansion for a fundraiser, but Blake tells him no. Blake gets into his Hummer and drives off to play paintball. Hinkley is sitting in his patrol car scanning the area for speeders when Blake and his paintball friends speed past him. Hinkely gives chase and more patrol cars join him. Blake tells his passenger rule 20, never surrender. They drive towards the Lakeville Mall. At the mall an old woman is sleeping at a Help Save the Childrens Mission booth. The Mall Manager waits impatiently for Santa to return as a line to see him grows. Blake tells his passenger rule 21, when in doubt get out and jumps out of the Hummer. Lenny tells Dr. Blight on the phone that he will have the money he owes to him by the end of the day. The Mall Manager offers 50 dollars to whoever finds Santa. Dr. Blight introduces himself to Mr. Rapini who is hanging upside down. A TV is placed in front of Mr. Rapini and a feed is played. Frost tells Mr. Rapini that he hopes they can come to an agreement on the sale of Mr. Rapini's shoe store. Frost introduces Mr. Rapini to his associates including Dr. Flint who starts to brush Mr. Rapini, Dr. Vial who sprays Mr. Rapini with methane gas, and Dr. Watt who uses her electric gloves to explode a rose. While sneaking around the mall, Blake sees a Santa costume and puts it on. He is stopped by Hinkley who asks him if he has seen anyone come through the area. A Boy in Corridor stops Blake and shows him his Christmas list and Blake calls him a brat and tells him to fax him his list. As Blake is walking away, Hinkley notices his a portion of his desert camouflage uniform sticking out from the Santa costume. Blake runs away hides in a garbage chute, but is knocked unconscious when a janitor drops a giant plastic Santa on him. Lenny finds Blake and steals his wallet. Blake wakes up and Lenny convinces Blake that he is Santa. Lenny brings Blake to the mall Santa's Village and Blake takes photos with different kids including Steven (Santa with Muscles)|Steven,