The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Five friends are hunted by a zombie family while on a vacation in a cabin in the woods.
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Characters/Groups
The Director - Sigourney Weaver
Patience Buckner - Jodelle Ferland
Demo Guys - Peter Kelamis and Adrian Holmes
Elevator Guard - Patrick Sabongui
Japanese Floaty Girl - Naomi Dane
Military Liason - Ellie Harvie
Werewolf Wrangler - Patrick Gilmore
Chem Department Guy - Brad Dryborough
Japanese Frog Girl - Emili Kawashima
Japanese School Girls - Aya Furokawa, Maria Go, Serena Akane Chi, Abbey Imai, Marina Ishibashi, Miku Katsuura, Alicia Takase Lui, Jodi Tabuchi, Sara Taira and Alyssandra Yamamoto
Werwolf and Merman - Richard Cetrone
Sugarplum Fairy - Phoebe Galvan
Dismemberment Goblins - Simon Pidgeon and Matt Phillips
Fornicus Lord of Bondage and Pain - Gregory Zach
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Detailed Synopsis
Hadley is telling Sitterson about his issues with his wife at home when Lin tells them that Stockholm failed and now it is up to either Japan or their team. Sitterson asks Lin if she is going to join the betting pool and then Hadley insults Lin by bringing up that the scenario has only failed once, which was the Chem Department's fault. Dana is looking over her notebook from Economics class when Jules comes in and Dana notices Jules dyed her hair blonde. Jules tries to burn a drawing Dana made of the economics teacher she was sleeping with, but Dana isn't over him yet. Curt walks into the room and throws a football out the window, which Holden catches. Curt sees the books Dana is bringing to read on their upcoming vacation and he suggests another book that he read when he took Economics. They pack their things in their Curt's father's RV and see Marty drive up smoking a giant bong that collapses into a coffee mug. They then drive towards Curtis' cousin's cabin and Clean Man notifies headquarters that they are on their way. Jules tells Curt that the road they are on isn't on the GPS and Marty rambles about society needing to crumble. Hadley and Sitterson enter their office and have their identities checked by Truman. Hadley asks Truman if he knows what is about to happen and Truman tells him, he has been told what to expect. Curt pulls over to get gas and Holden goes inside and is surprised by Mordecai, who gets upset about them stopping by when the sign says closed. Curt asks if they can get some gas and Holden asks for directions. Mordecai then tells them that the road dead ends at the Buckner home. Marty insults Mordecai after Mordecai has insulted the other members of the group and Mordecai insults Jules and calls her a whore. They drive off after getting their gas and drive through a tunnel carved into a mountain and an eagle explodes when it runs into an energy field. They arrive at the cabin and go inside and everyone picks their room. Holden's room has a painting of a group of men and dogs graphically slaughtering a lamb. Holden removes the painting and finds a two way mirror with Dana on the other side of it.